Hi, boys and girls!! Welcome to my Kingdom! This here is wonderful world where I will direct you, my followers, unto things glorious and fantastic; Things I have stumbled upon in my journeys through the vast, intellectually empty wasteland that is the the Interwebs.
“My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.”