This Is Why We Pay Tuition

I humbly prostrate myself to these wise academicians and their mathematical formulas. A truly revolutionary and rigorous study of the mathematical consistencies and instabilities inherent in the the spread factors and growth exponentials of a widely known epidemic knows as....

Zombies!!!

Yes! A graduate level math paper on zombie infestations and the conditions in which humans could survive! Amazing!!

http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf

I hope they get an A for Awesome!